I Put the B.O. in Blogging

As in, I stink at it.  I really should get over here at least every week or so, but I’m averaging every month, I think.  That could be overly generous.

In my defense, I have 2 other blogs, but still, I need to step it up a bit.

New news?  First of all, FEAR is out now from Crooked Cat.  All of the proceeds from this two volume anthology go to charity (Doctors Without Borders and Barnardos).  My story, “It Sticks With You” about a scourge of killer wasps, is in Volume Two.

And, the drabble book, “Little Stories for the Smallest Room,” has finally made its way to the Amazon store.  It includes my 100 word story (or drabble), called “Lactic Acid.”

Wow.  That is one big, nasty crapper!

Both books are available in electronic and paperback formats.

So, that’s the latest.  I’ll do my best to post more often, or my name isn’t The Fonze.  I also need to sit down and write some horror, as I’ve been remiss lately.

Have a happy All Hallows Eve, if you don’t hear from me before then!

Kim The Fonze

 

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Zombie Love Boat, Shiny and New

So, it’s been a while since I blogged, because that’s how I roll–tardy.  Oh well.  I was on “vacation” recently so that is my excuse for not blogging in the past week.  Don’t ask about the month or so before that.

Anyhoo, I’m here to post some exciting updates…

1.  My story about killer wasps “It Sticks With You,” recently got accepted into Crooked Cat’s charity antho “Fear” due out some time around All Hallows’ Eve.  Fantastic.  Proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders and Barnardo’s (aiding at-risk children in the UK)

2.  My zombie bacon and longpork, AKA zombie cannibalism, story entitled “The Smokehouse” was chosen for Knightwatch Press’ up-coming anthology.  The book will also contain a modified version of my pulled pork recipe.  You can guess what kind of meat it calls for.  Hope you have a big crock pot. 🙂

This book is sponsored by the Zombie Fiend website.  It’s an active forum for lovers of all things zombie.  If you enjoy discussing weapon choices for the zombie apocalypse, or if you are planting a killer veggie garden for the end times and need a little advise, swing on over.  The folks there would love to have you (for dinner).  Just a little cheesy cannibalism humor, there.  Everything tastes better with cheese.  Sorry.

By the way, this is the one I get a t-shirt for.  Score!

3.  Winter is coming.  So is fall.  Soon the little chicks in my roost will fly off to school and maybe, just maybe, I’ll blog more frequently.

4.  We all know that is a bold-faced lie.

Thanks for stopping in.  Come back real soon, will ya?

-Kim